Bread Puns for When You’re Feeling Extra Sour

Challah At Me Bread Pun

You’re done for.
Weep and wheat it.
Ciabatta, keep out of my path.
Dough, don’t be so grumpy.
That’s not what I want.
Reduce your kneadiness.
Get out of my way, baguette!
You’re not a pig!
Give up idling about!
So serious, Rye?

It’s not grazer-worthy.
We have a “kneed to know” situation.