: Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

Part 1: Cool WhatsApp Status Quotes

I simply matured; I didn’t alter. You ought to give it a shot.
I detest spending money, but I adore purchasing new items.
I’m only attempting to clarify why I’m correct; I’m not debating.
I’ll never have a child as cool as my parents’; I’m jealous of them.
I merely have an unmanageable personality; I don’t have an attitude issue.
Don’t feel any more unique than I am; we are all here to die.
Although I detest arithmetic, I adore counting money.
Life is far too brief. Save your time and stop reading my WhatsApp status.
The absence of “Art” on Earth is merely “Eh.”
I can sleep with my eyes closed because I’m such a fantastic sleeper.

  1. Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.

  2. Just saw the smartest person when I was in front of the mirror.

  3. When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi so that people visit more often.

  4. HOME: Where I can look ugly and enjoy it.