24) I consistently arrive late to work, but I manage to make it by leaving early.
25) May my adversaries outlive me and witness my accomplishments.
26) When I make my enemies my friends, I destroy them.
27) I don’t give a damn about or remember the folks from my past. They didn’t make it to my future for a reason!
28) Realizing the other person was born foolish might sometimes be the first step towards forgiving them.
29) Discomfort is the one thing I cannot tolerate.
30) Occasionally, when I observe birds, I ponder, “If I could fly, who would I shit on?”
31) You cannot measure his IQ because it is so low. You must search for it.
