funny bread

Crumbling Bread Joke

What caused the bread loaf to split up with his girlfriend? The partnership was collapsing.
Why does bread detest summers in the South? It’s too hot outside.
In what way does the bread woo his beloved? with excess of flour.
To the psychic, what did the toast say? You’ve opened my eyes!
After a long day, what did one slice of bread say to another? Butter tomorrow, don’t worry.
Which TV program is the baker’s favorite? The Bread That Walks!