1What Would Happen If the Doctor’s Wife Ate One Apple Every Day?
It is difficult to do nothing. You’re never sure when to give up.
People who change their status to “love” after 30 seconds. The Reason is G.F.
The only proof we have that people are still thinking comes from a bookstore.
My greatest worry in life is definitely how my internet pals will find out that I’ve passed away!
Mosquitoes resemble relatives. They’re annoying, but your blood is in them.
Texting without looking is one thing college has taught us to avoid. 🙂
The dictionary is the one place where success is prioritized over work.
Since light moves more quickly than sound, people appear bright until they speak.
I’m cool, but I got hot from global warming.
Sincere friends never pass judgment.