What do elves use to prepare sandwiches? briefbread.
When bread is done baking, how does it unwind? It slouches about.
What aspect of a bread pun is the worst? It soon becomes boring.
Why does bread appear so horrible in pictures? It is very jagged.
How would you greet German bread? Tag for gluten.
How bread is brought home by the French? They had a bagel.
Does two orders of pita bread constitute a repita?
How does bread retain information? Toast-it notes are used.
What is the preferred dish of a mermaid? A slice of sand!
What breed of dog owned the baker? a pristine loaf.